The Dog Biscuit Diet !!
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> I was in Asda buying a large bag of Pedigree Dog Biscuits and was in
line to check out.
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> A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh ! How Stupid ?
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> I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was
starting The Pedigree Dog Biscuit Diet again. I continued the story by
saying that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last
time I tried the diet, but, that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IV's in both arms.
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> Her eyes about popped out of her head.
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> I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying
it.
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> I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
works is to load your pockets or purse with biscuits and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry.
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> The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to
try it again.
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> I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
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> Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
was that why I ended up in the hospital.
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> I calmly said no..... I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls
when a car hit me.
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> I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
2007-01-22 22:02:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have never heard anything like it
thats fantastic
thank you
lol
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2007-01-22 22:19:00 · answer #1 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Humorously Interesting!
2016-03-28 22:26:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tall Story woof woof.
2007-01-22 22:18:09 · answer #3 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well done 10/10 and a star!
2007-01-22 22:29:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
rofl! im thinking about trying the diet now... but will avoid all cars
2007-01-22 22:09:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant...can imagine it happening....no not you....the supermarket queue!
2007-01-22 23:15:59 · answer #6 · answered by reggie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awsome, Had to take pauses for laughing.
2007-01-22 23:17:45 · answer #7 · answered by Timothy C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just what i needed, well done!
2007-01-22 23:18:50 · answer #8 · answered by Sweetie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
superb.
2007-01-22 23:07:35 · answer #9 · answered by John H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
magic :)
2007-01-22 22:20:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋