There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
2007-01-22 20:58:31 · 24 answers · asked by G4V1N 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another poor guy one:
Guy walks into the bar and says "Hey bartender, I need a double, man oh man." Bartender asks him what's wrong, and he replies, "oh you'd have a double if you had what I had! Another double please." So the bartender gives him another double shot and the guy slams it down. Bartender asks just what can this guy have that is so bad? The guy replies "Fifty cents!" and runs out the door.
2007-01-22 21:09:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 + star
2007-01-22 21:05:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. 7/10
2007-01-24 08:18:46 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic 10/10 and a star
2007-01-22 22:29:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol very funni ure on a roll man
2016-05-24 00:16:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts not a joke
thts a bad/badder/baddestttt story
try this
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
2007-01-22 22:06:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lol Not bad
2007-01-22 21:01:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa, the truck driver is in trouble now...
2007-01-22 21:02:30 · answer #8 · answered by blah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An ondie, but still a goodie!
2007-01-22 21:04:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats a good one.
2007-01-22 21:02:12 · answer #10 · answered by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋