... a housewife, a model, and a schoolteacher -- all very attractive, beautiful women. Many of his customers started by spending time with each one for variety. However, he found that after his steady customers had done so, they all preferred to be with the schoolteacher. Puzzled, since the other two were just as appealing, the owner decided to listen outside of each 3 doors one evening.
Outside of the door with the housewife, he heard her saying "hurry up, get it over with, I had a terrible day with the kids, I'm exhausted!"
Next, he listened outside the door of the model and heard her saying "watch out for my hair -- you're messing it up, and your smudging my nails -- I just got them done, and don't kiss me -- you'll smear my lipstick!"
Finally, outside the schoolteacher's door, he heard her saying "____________________________"
2007-01-22
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