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... a housewife, a model, and a schoolteacher -- all very attractive, beautiful women. Many of his customers started by spending time with each one for variety. However, he found that after his steady customers had done so, they all preferred to be with the schoolteacher. Puzzled, since the other two were just as appealing, the owner decided to listen outside of each 3 doors one evening.

Outside of the door with the housewife, he heard her saying "hurry up, get it over with, I had a terrible day with the kids, I'm exhausted!"

Next, he listened outside the door of the model and heard her saying "watch out for my hair -- you're messing it up, and your smudging my nails -- I just got them done, and don't kiss me -- you'll smear my lipstick!"

Finally, outside the schoolteacher's door, he heard her saying "____________________________"

2007-01-22 20:54:13 · 7 answers · asked by Adios 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

you're doing fine keep trying and you'll get it.

2007-01-22 21:16:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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"Oh wow I just love the way you bang my erasers. Now for extra credit, you get to stay after class 15 minutes."

2007-01-23 13:01:11 · answer #2 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 1 0

You are just going to have to do it until you get it right.

2007-01-23 13:02:41 · answer #3 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0 0

I would go with the one that makes good Pancakes

2016-05-24 00:16:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"You have been a bad boy...... lay on the bed for some punishment"

2007-01-23 05:19:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

'You didnt get that right. Here, let me show you how.'

2007-01-23 02:57:57 · answer #6 · answered by greenhorn 7 · 0 0

"Blood is everywhere'

2007-01-22 21:08:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0 0

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