Oscar Weil and Benjamin Oppenheimer are Jews, and were sitting in a Chinese
restaurant in Shanghai.
"Oscar," asked Benjie, "Are there any Jews in China?"
"I don't know," Oscar replied."Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Benjie asked him,
"Are there any Chinese Jews here in Shanghai?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into
the kitchen.
He returned in a few minutes and said,
"No, sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Benjie asked.
"I will check again, sir" the waiter replied and went back to the
kitchen.
While he was still gone, Oscar said,
"I cannot believe there are no Jews in China, our people are scattered
everywhere."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Benjie asked again. "I cannot believe
there are no Chinese Jews."
"Sir, I asked everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have
orange Jews, apple Jews,
2007-01-22 20:47:17 · 17 answers · asked by G4V1N 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In that case, may I have a glass of grape jews without EYES please!
2007-01-23 14:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've got a malaysian/singaporean joke 4 u. This is hilarious… even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans. Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with… 1 day I went 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I went into 7 eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and tried to stab him. 10 God he ran away. So, I put the 9 back and paid for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I called my boss and said I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
2016-05-24 00:16:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-01-22 20:51:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pretty funny.
There actually used to be a big community of Jews somewhere in China. I forget the exact city name. there is still a synagogue there, but i dont think any Jews remain.
2007-01-23 04:30:32 · answer #4 · answered by NIS 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Insulting the Chinese for being unable to properly enunciate is exceedingly rude.
2007-01-23 11:36:15 · answer #5 · answered by Tai M 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Funny.
2007-01-25 01:14:33 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hurrah.
You should be in the Big Brother house.
They like that sort of joke in there.
2007-01-22 20:51:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol 8/10 haha
2007-01-22 20:58:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one...and I never guessed what was coming
2007-01-22 23:18:01 · answer #9 · answered by reggie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes yes yes very funny indeed
2007-01-22 21:48:04 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋