A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
2007-01-22 20:37:10 · 15 answers · asked by Paul H 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I can't help laugh it's so bloody daft
2007-01-22 23:21:15 · answer #1 · answered by reggie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 02:52:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - fanks for the joke, jus sat in lesson tryin to get sommat that will wake me up - and that jus has!
2007-01-22 20:46:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
but where was this shaggy dog to which you referred?
2007-01-22 21:21:04 · answer #4 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oohh yeah tht did make me laugh!!!
2007-01-22 21:22:10 · answer #5 · answered by Janey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
2007-01-22 20:45:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so bad it was funny
2007-01-22 23:45:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
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2007-01-22 21:44:15 · answer #8 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
feckin hillarious, well done you
2007-01-22 21:49:59 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny !!!
2007-01-22 20:41:32 · answer #10 · answered by Lorina 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋