With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says "not yet." A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says "not yet." Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?" And the mother says, "When the baby cries." And they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?" The new mother says, "because I forgot where I put it."
A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?" "I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?" "I've no idea," replies the guy, "The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less."
2007-01-22 19:52:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u know what man - fanks for actually lightin this part of the web a bit!!!!
g8 jokes though!
2007-01-22 21:22:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Average.
2007-01-22 19:57:24 · answer #2 · answered by neil 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10( less of the jokes know ok)
2007-01-22 23:39:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha,That's funny,Here's one for ya,"A dyslexic walks into a BRA",........'boom boom'lol
2007-01-22 19:59:20 · answer #4 · answered by Eat My Shorts 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm those were bad !! .......hmm thats all i can say.... but ill take the 10 points :)... hey come on i read your jokes thats worth the points right ?
2007-01-22 19:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ur funny guy
2007-01-22 19:56:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a nice one
2007-01-22 20:01:38 · answer #7 · answered by naman_awasthi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rolling on the floor laughing the night away....thx..:-)
2007-01-22 19:56:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought they were funny!
2007-01-22 20:01:04 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe..that's funny...i like the first joke..
2007-01-22 20:33:20 · answer #10 · answered by JuNiPeR SixTeEn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋