1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer ya is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the
ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,but I bet I can make yer "bed-rock."
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,...........every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
2007-01-22 19:49:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2007-01-22 20:01:51 · answer #1 · answered by Usemyyahooid 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1 or 2 reasonable ones
2007-01-22 21:58:28 · answer #2 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-02 22:34:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are crap I despise chat-up lines
2007-01-24 10:48:29 · answer #4 · answered by Amy H 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So whats the question?
2007-01-22 19:54:03 · answer #5 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
they are great. top notch mate. i'm using them don't think get many numbers but would be funny.
2007-01-22 19:57:38 · answer #6 · answered by St.gaz 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2007-01-22 19:53:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This one always works...."Nice shoes, wanna f**k"
2007-01-22 19:56:45 · answer #8 · answered by rusco21 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-01-24 08:17:41 · answer #9 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol these are quite funny....lol
2007-01-22 19:55:41 · answer #10 · answered by madmoo0 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋