PEST CONTROL
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company.
One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
"Who are you?" he asked him.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.
"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.
"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said,.."Those little bastards!"
2007-01-22 19:47:19 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, this is a rare joke that actually made me laugh out loud. 10/10.
2007-01-22 19:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one. I could envision that joke as I was reading it. Nice ending.
Seems to be original. I never heard that before.
2007-01-22 19:52:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute I smiled
2007-01-22 19:51:07 · answer #3 · answered by patorimom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not so funny
jst breathed out
What do you get when you cross an egg with a spe.rm?
An omlette you probably shouldn't eat.
2007-01-22 20:37:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2007-01-22 19:50:37 · answer #5 · answered by ṡ๓υгƒєtt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like-e like-e
2007-01-22 20:00:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good10/10
2007-01-22 23:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
best joke i have ever heard keep up the good work
2007-01-22 19:52:28 · answer #8 · answered by i know all 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2007-01-22 19:53:35 · answer #9 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
quite funny
2007-01-22 20:35:04 · answer #10 · answered by JuNiPeR SixTeEn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋