these very religious folks have been talking to my parents lately, but my parents keep sending me away when they come so's I can't hear what they're sayin...but they come over to the house dressed up like some kinda angels in white robes, singing hymns like "onwards christian soldiers" and this other one I never heard before that goes " zig hail, rudolph hess your legacy lives on, your courage and your honor keeps us marching strong!" It sounds like christian rock, and I dunno who it's about but a legacy is totally biblical, right? And they evidently want us to join their church becoz they keep saying they're warning us, like we warn homosexuals and nonbelievers about hell, and last night they left a cross in our yard that was on fire! it was so pretty, like it burst into flames upon Jesus's resurrection! does anybody know how I can join this chruch?
2007-01-22 19:00:04 · 13 answers · asked by Sister Rulerlady 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
just make sure you keep the hood on!
2007-01-22 19:07:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats not a church u wanna join kiddo. but then u seem a bit off anyway, so joining them may mellow u out. just make sure u can leave when u want to no strings attached.
by the way flaming cross in the yard is a sign u are considered the enemy or the opposition, its not meant to be a pretty sight.
2007-01-23 03:40:00 · answer #2 · answered by implosion13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mm. Doesnt sound good to me friend!
Jesus is the way, the truth and the life. No one comes to God the Father except through Him.
2007-01-23 03:28:02 · answer #3 · answered by ccc4jesus 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I seriously doubt that the Ku Klux Klan would let you join on account that it's a White supremacist group and you're Black.
Also, "Sieg Heil" is something Neo-Nazis say, not Klansmen....if you're going to be a troll and post silly questions, at least get your facts straight.
2007-01-23 03:06:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Really funny aren't you..the KKK is nothing to laugh about..my goodness, no wonder the world has gone to hell in a handbasket with the hateful cross section of human beings exposing their rotten selves in here. And these people are the next generation? My goodness...it sure is easy to see who the ruler of this world currently is......
2007-01-23 03:06:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
They scare me. Why do you want to join them? I'd certainly want to know a whole lot more before I joined them. Yah! just what some of the rest are thinking. They sound like a klan.
2007-01-23 03:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
You have to go to college and join a fraternity. I think it's called Kappa Kappa Kappa
2007-01-23 03:07:51 · answer #7 · answered by hartless63 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If you want to know about the church of only true God you can have it at
http://venganza.org
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
2007-01-23 03:17:39 · answer #8 · answered by Born again atheist 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Steal all your mommas bed sheets to wear & you'll fit right in.
2007-01-23 03:08:05 · answer #9 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Honey, I would say that, that is not a church of God, but a church of Satan. There is no hope for people like that. I am sorry that people like that still exist.
2007-01-23 03:04:53 · answer #10 · answered by GraycieLee 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋