Does God suffers from Dyslexia?

Question

He managed to put together the Universe, and created man from clay (imagine that) and then took one rib to create woman. Basically He had no problem working with his hands but when the time came to write he found out he was not good with words. Instead of sending one message only to all corners of the earth by some supernatural mean or by having a team of multilingual travelling prophets travelling at the speed of light to spread his One and ONLY message simultaneously no he lays down the law to Moses and then waits hundreds of years to send his son but then he leaves out the Chinese, the Australians, the Africans the South Americans they didn't know of the News in Palestine. By the time the News arrive in the New World there had been another prophet sent by Him with conflicting messages. I tell you God is not good with words. He must be dyslexic and has messed up His Messages really bad. That's why we need to get a nuclear weapon and settle this dispute once and for all Amen

Answer 1

Aldous Huxley might have said: "Yes, because at least two thirds of our miseries spring from God, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity, idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of God or political idols.

Benjamin Disraeli might have suggested that God is basically unfair, sitting, as it were, in a garden amid the toils and passions of existence.

Put all this in context, and dyslexia can be difficult to recognize in God, but some early clues may indicate a problem. If God begins talking late, adds new words slowly and has difficulty rhyming, he (or she) may be at increased risk of dyslexia.

Once God is proved to exist, signs and symptoms of dyslexia may become more apparent, including:

(1) The inability to recognize words and letters on a printed page.

(2) God's reading ability level will be well below the expected level for other God's.

(3) God's dyslexia will be distinguished by problems processing and understanding what he (or she) hears.

(4) He may have difficulty comprehending rapid instructions, following more than one command at a time or remembering the sequence of things.

Reversals of letters (b for d) and a reversal of words (saw for was) are typical among God's with dyslexia. Reversals are common for Hindu Gods and Islamic Gods who don't have dyslexia. But with dyslexia, the reversals persist for the Christian God.

Jesus, for example, with dyslexia tried to read from right to left, and he failed to see (and occasionally to hear) similarities and differences in letters and words. The holy spirit, on the other hand, was not able to recognize the spacing that organizes letters into separate words.

God may exhibit different symptoms - there's a huge range - and this can make his dyslexia difficult to define. It's usually diagnosed when god's reading and writing development isn't keeping pace with his level of intelligent design.

Some describe God as having a different kind of mind - someone who is often gifted, over-productive - and who learns in a different way. He often appears to have specific strengths, which may include:

innovative thinking
excellent troubleshooting
creativity
lateral thinking
intuitive problem solving

It's not possible to prevent dyslexia but early recognition can help. With proper diagnosis and tailored educational methods, God can achieve his full academic potential and go on to enjoy very successful career as a creator of life.

Diet and practical strategies (such as using spectacles with coloured lenses) can also help.

While there is no clear inheritance pattern (so it's unlikely to be a single gene disorder) God can trace it through the holy trinity and the genetic predisposition is strong. Three common genes that were associated with dyslexia in most affected families were identified in 1998.

I hope this helps.

Answer 2

A most excellent question. If there is a christian out there capable of serious thought, I would love to hear his considered response. Alas, I fear you will get the usual evasive incomprehensible drivel. After several hundred years of trying to keep alive an erroneous premise (GOD), in spite of ever increasing conflicting knowledge to the contrary, they are coming up with some real doozies. They insult the intelligence of people like you and I every time. I'm hoping a day will come when the 'answers' to legitimate, thought provoking questions like yours become too inane for even the christians to swallow. That may be the beginning of peace on earth.

Answer 3

He did send it: the original Torah given to Moses. People rejected it and that's why it wasn't given to them: the Jews accepted it so they became the chosen people. People then added on to it though no letter of the law was supposed to be changed, and that is what people now read as their Bible. I'm sure it would have gotten to all corners of the earth if people would stop you know, murdering, the Jews any time we get some progress going...

Answer 4

I don't think you're qualified to make that assumption. People are quick to put a lable on something they aren't good at so they don't have to feel that it's their own responsibility.

Answer 5

Why didn't he give a complete bible to Adam and Eve? That would have saved some time......

Answer 6

Or, in other words, why didn't he just do everything the easy way like you would have and made the world all friggen peachy...this question has been asked and answered.

Answer 7

Yes it's called mankind

Answer 8

I am nto lysdexic