Cops, What has been your most bizarre call, or incident?

Question

And how long have you been a cop?

Let me add "Any/all type rescue, personnel. I'm sure there are many good stories.

Answer 1

ill tell u wen i get there

Answer 2

I'm a dispatcher so I hear cop stories from time to time. This one guy went on a call where an obese, naked lady was trapped between her bed and the wall so they needed to help her out. She had been there a while and was a little sweaty so you can imagine how hard it must have been to pry her from the spot she was in. One of the other officers was religious guy and his face was bright red with embarrassment. She asked him "Officer, do you like looking at my naked body?" He said "Lady, that's the last thing on my mind right now." (She wasn't playing with a full deck if you know what I mean) hence the odd question.
After they freed her, she went to the bathroom (since she had been there a while) and discovered again that she made be in need of officer assistance (some TP duty I guess). They called medical in for that though. I felt bad for the lady being stuck like that but when I thought of the cops I just had to laugh.

Answer 3

Wow, sorry you had such an awful experience. regrettably hindsight is a superb element & i'm helpful you such as you had have been given greater information on her as others have sugested. Dont truly understand what to propose yet i could make an intensive diary get entry to bearing directly to everyting that got here approximately, giving situations and so on., go returned & attempt to get info of chap at UPS & the different witnesses that have been present day. in case you have a comrehensive record & your man or woman witnesses to call on if something blows up you're able to have an precise bear in mind no matter how long passes & this could formidable properly against any of her destiny ramblings. make an commentary of your concerns bearing directly to your man or woman protection & consistent with danger positioned some thing in writng to the police below the incident quantity & your coverage to this effect for the two their archives. All you're able to do then is be vigilant & watch your returned with out transforming into paranoid, dont permit this nutter & her foul mouth make your existence a misery - it grow to be an twist of destiny & injuries ensue she has no remarkable to handle you this way. She probably makes a habit of this variety of element & is already harrassing yet another undesirable sole who has made a real mistake. sturdy luck :-)

Answer 4

You didn't ask for medics, (I'll forgive you)

I once helped deliver a baby in a moblie home, in a part of the county where we post a "guard" on our ambulance, so that it doesn't get broken into. Mommy and Baby were fine, while doped up husband watched. Very Very weird, especially since I was a high school student at the time.

I have been a medic for 4 years now.

Answer 5

My sister was coming home late one night after shopping all day long. She was pulled over for weaving and of course the officer thought she was drunk. After determining that she wasn't, he asked her why she was weaving. She explained that she had been shopping all day and had been wearing the same bra and it was uncomfortable. She had one hand on the steering wheel while attempting to take her bra off with the other hand. She said that the officer looked so embarrassed. He wouldn't even look her in the face when he handed her back her driver's license. I bet she was the story of the night.

Answer 6

Was dispatched to a call from a frantic mother. When I got there she told me that her two year old just disappeared, she was also drunk. we searched the whole house, out buildings the neighborhood. we called for a larger search team. I went back to the house and as I was talking to her I noticed some dripping from the fireplace chimney. I shined my light up and saw what appeared to be a body, I reached up and pulled it was the kid. Unfortunate he was dead. Autopsy provided enough evidence to charge to mother with homicide. Apparently she had given the kid alcohol and the kid seized and she got scared and shoved him up the chimney.I have seen more then i care to remember

Answer 7

I think I can beat them all! I have been a police officer for over 11 years and have responded to lots of wierd and stupid calls. Here are a few of the stupider ones.

Several years ago there was a particularly nasty dispute between neighbors in the town where I work. A dog belonging to one of the neighbors got out of the yard and pooped on a rock near the mailbox of teh other neighbor. You guessed it! That neighbor called '911' and reported that the neighbor had trained his dog to go out of the yard and poop on the rock.

Another person called '911' to report the heinous "crime" of "my neighbors tree leaves are falling over the fence and into my pool." He called '911' to report that! I responded to that call and asked him if he had talked to his neighbor and addressed the falling leaf concern. His response - That's not my job, that's your job!

We'll see if someone beats those!

Answer 8

When I was a cadet/intern, our post would frequently work security events to raise money for uniforms, competitions, etc. One night while working an art fair in a park, we heard noise coming from a dumpster. We went to explore.

Yea, um, it was a guy, but when he crawled out, HE was in a teddy with crotchless underwear....

Answer 9

im a law enforcement explorer and and one of my sargents told us that he pulled a woman over for speeding and she said she jus had her perisod and said see its true and he let her go immediatly!!!...hahaha