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My cat tries his best to catch birds but has a big disadvantage, he has a wooden leg and a rubber eye. He is also like 25 pounds and gives out of breath quickly. He's getting depressed, what should I do?

2007-01-22 13:55:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Cats

18 answers

Just buy your cat a shotgun. Then your cat can shoot the birds!

2007-01-24 11:09:24 · answer #1 · answered by Betterwithpie 5 · 0 0

If the chook can not fly, this is not wonderful and not in large undertaking. Doves get broken wings very particularly, exceedingly on the shoulder. Is one in all its wings drooping? whilst cat's get wild birds there is generally circumstances inner injuries. Has it long gone to the bathing room. there is blood in this is stool. do no longer supply it foodstuff. supply it Gatorade or some thing like that. yet another concern that occurs is the cat breaks or punctures the floor and it gets cat scratch fever. confident there is this type of concern. It kills if no longer dealt with quickly. in case you have an animal emergency on your section, PLEASE call them for a catalogue of untamed chook rehabilitators on your section. the faster the greater powerful. If this is in marvel you ought to save it in a heat place and not difficulty it. this is not a puppy or new toy. It desires help.

2016-11-01 01:18:45 · answer #2 · answered by roca 4 · 0 0

Given that it's a male cat, then you should get him some fresh ...kitty catsss...they should be sympathetic to the wooden leg, but you never know what a kitty cat sees in a cats eye anyway.

Tell Sylvester that you got it straight, almost once.

2007-01-22 14:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You must get a bird with a peg leg, tie a string to its leg and slowly pull it in front of you obese cat! Hopefully it can move enough to catch it!

2007-01-22 22:14:29 · answer #4 · answered by Pardonne Moi? 2 · 0 0

You're a few eggs short of an omlette. You're elevator is no longer rising to the top. You're no longer the sharpest knife in the drawer!!You've lost your freeking mind!! Bring that cat indoors right now and don't ever let it outside ever again! Care for the poor thing and be sure it's comfortable. It does NOT need to be trying to catch birds!!!!!!! Don't you dare strike that poor cat!

2007-01-22 17:48:42 · answer #5 · answered by cartiphilus 4 · 0 0

Try opening the window to let him out. Our cat has the same problem getting severe headaches from slamming into the glass.

2007-01-24 05:29:16 · answer #6 · answered by twoterriblecats 1 · 0 0

Get him some inhalers and take his collar off. His rabies and ID tag must be tinkling, alerting the birds of his presence. See about getting him some Zoloft and Fen/fen.

2007-01-22 15:13:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Put it back on the shelf where you got it from it ain't ever gonna catch a bird

2007-01-22 15:21:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hi Chicken Boy!

I think you should give your cat 2 treats, spank him on the butt and call him Charlie.

That will make him happy.

It works for my cat Mittens.

2007-01-22 16:17:37 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa N 5 · 0 0

Line your windowsill with birdseed and super glue.

2007-01-24 12:52:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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