2007-01-22 13:25:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Message for all:i am in fact a church going Christian, i was just bored, and in need of a laugh. God understands, and has since forgiven my blatant blaspheme. And i don't like people who try to shove their beliefs, whatever they may be, down others' throats.
2007-01-22 21:55:39 · update #1
Not at all! Then again, I'm Jesus, baby =)
2007-01-22 13:27:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Prayer: the best position is on your knees.
Seriously, that is the freakiest thing I have ever heard. I'm impressed. Truly you have my sincere admiration for going where no woman has gone before, to my knowlege although probably its quite common.
By crush do you mean long hugs and cuddling on the couch or do you mean handcuffs and candle wax? I think its an important point.
Given the former I think only the most prudish would admonish you.
Given the latter I would suggest that you not mention to anyone who is anything less than completely non-judgemental. But, feel free to indulge your fantasies until he tells you otherwise.
BTW, I really am interested in your answer to my above question. I think we would all like to know.
Oh, regarding the other post on so-called fictional characters, I disagree. I've had wonderful relations with many anime-babes. Ohhh Faye . . . Ohhh Lina! Yes! Mistress 9!!!!
Lastly, Nancy Pelosi sucks because she said she won't . . .
IMPEACH BUSH
2007-01-22 21:34:39 · answer #2 · answered by - 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't see why it would be wrong. I wouldn't doubt that Jesus was a handsome man in his youth and may have had some girls interested in him until he began to preach and became considered a Rabbi.
But if you mean that you have NOW a crush on a man who lived about 2,000 years ago, I can refer you to a good psychiatrist that can help you with your "crush" issue.
2007-01-22 21:34:31 · answer #3 · answered by David G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask Mary Magdelene.
2007-01-22 21:35:09 · answer #4 · answered by Khalin Ironcrow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to have a crush on Jesus, that filthy man-whore! He broke my heart. He slept with my best friend Marie, that pig. We could've been so happy...
Wait...
Are we talking about Jesus Baptista Domingo, from Guadalajara, or Jesus Christo?
That's embarrassing!!! LOLZ-LMAO-ROFL-!!11!!
2007-01-22 21:33:03 · answer #5 · answered by Ravin' Gavin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh God. Not another Jesus Freak.
btw Impeach Bush.
PS:
Jesus told us not to worship him. But to follow his instructions.
Jesus is the son of God. We are the children of God.
Ergo: Jesus is our brother.
Do you have a crush on your brother?
2007-01-22 21:28:12 · answer #6 · answered by MrsOcultyThomas 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No because Jesus trys to romance each of us, and He is thrilled when we show Him our love in return.
2007-01-22 22:17:53 · answer #7 · answered by farrellangela 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends. Do you think I am Jesus? If Yes, then it's right. If no, it's very wrong.
2007-01-22 21:33:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uuuuhh...not exactly wrong, but definatley... different.
Thx for the 2 points.
2007-01-22 21:33:26 · answer #9 · answered by legion! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Finally composing myself after four minutes of extreme laughter).
You are so clever sweetie. Hardcore too! You put the grrrrrrrr in girl!
I'm curious how flippant you'll be when your judgment day comes.
2007-01-22 21:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think it's bad, but um, depending on what you mean by crush, it's definitely not normal.
2007-01-22 21:30:26 · answer #11 · answered by Jay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋