lets hear your best one!!
2007-01-22 13:17:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
confucious say -
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
lol i love those.
2007-01-22 13:54:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Confucious say...Good Time to F**K Away!
2007-01-23 01:50:00 · answer #2 · answered by mari m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucious say man who screw woman on ground have piece on earth.
2007-01-22 23:23:17 · answer #3 · answered by LolaCorolla 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucious say "gay indian...also brave sucker."
2007-01-22 21:27:20 · answer #4 · answered by MereMortal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man with hands in pockets look silly but feel nuts
2007-01-22 22:10:22 · answer #5 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't have one
2007-01-22 21:59:22 · answer #6 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
2007-01-22 22:47:07 · answer #7 · answered by ohhhdan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man who keeps hand in pocket all day is cocky.
2007-01-22 21:52:59 · answer #8 · answered by A Gabbi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if mom ain't happy---nobody's happy! and ---- If you want breakfast in bed --sleep in the kitchen!!
2007-01-22 21:57:46 · answer #9 · answered by livvie locke vampire princess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋