2 Samuel 14:25
But in all Israel there was none to be so much praised as Absalom for his beauty: from the sole of his foot even to the crown of his head there was no blemish in him.
Just thinking about it makes me horny.
2007-01-22 13:17:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, he was a real swinger.
2 Samuel 18:9
And Absalom met the servants of David. And Absalom rode upon a mule, and the mule went under the thick boughs of a great oak, and his head caught hold of the oak, and he was taken up between the heaven and the earth; and the mule that was under him went away.
10 And a certain man saw it, and told Joab, and said, Behold, I saw Absalom hanged in an oak.
2007-01-22 13:31:34 · answer #1 · answered by Bob L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice guy wanted to take over his father King David's kingdom by killing his own father. Plus he had sex with all his father's wives. He broke his father's heart. King David was broken when he wept bitter tears,"Absalom, Oh Absalom. Its kind of a sad story.
2007-01-22 23:01:40 · answer #2 · answered by angel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just a corrupt heart. sounds like your dream date
2007-01-22 21:21:15 · answer #3 · answered by sdr35hw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought I read somewhere that he had a huge pimple on the tip of his nose.
2007-01-22 21:21:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 thumbs up for inspector free thinker!!
2007-01-22 21:22:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was a disobedient son and died a dishonorable death.
2007-01-22 21:21:44 · answer #6 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone need a spanking
2007-01-22 21:24:05 · answer #7 · answered by Mysterious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-01-22 21:19:54 · answer #8 · answered by Myaloo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who is that?
2007-01-22 21:22:22 · answer #9 · answered by Countess Blavinskeya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've not met me yet, baby...
2007-01-22 21:19:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋