Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your grandma's the best sxx in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your grandma, and it was suh-weeeet!" Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "And your grandma liked it!!"
Finally the guy interrupts ..."Go home, Grandpa, you're drunk."
2007-01-22 13:09:26 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lucky old bugger still managing when he is a grandad 10/10 chris
2007-01-22 22:17:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-22 22:50:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-22 13:21:57 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good 10/10.
2007-01-22 13:32:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it's funny. I heard it before though and they used the mother and father instead of the grandmother and grandfather, it was a bit funnier!
2007-01-22 13:18:35 · answer #5 · answered by smiler333 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, yes, funny, this one 10/10
2007-01-22 13:13:53 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yup,though Gramps seems to be a little socially irresponsible!
2007-01-22 13:18:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I told my brother to keep dad at home. Now I have to go down town to get him.
Thanks for alerting me.
2007-01-22 13:13:46 · answer #8 · answered by Jimfix 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I knew the punchline was coming... but so did grandma.
2007-01-22 13:34:57 · answer #9 · answered by MereMortal 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow! Did you say this joke is old! Does that make me young then?
I never heard it b4!
Thanks:)
Funny by the way, reminds of my gramps, God rest his soul!
2007-01-22 13:30:00 · answer #10 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋