Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.
"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked. "
To make myself beautiful," said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
2007-01-22 12:52:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol love it, sounds like something kiddy sith would say. lol
2007-01-22 12:58:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
love it
i remember when i was about 8 years old the postman nocked on the door and asked to speak to my mom
i told him "sorry she cant come to the door because she has got bleach on her moustache"
comedy genious
2007-01-22 12:57:18 · answer #2 · answered by teenagekick5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aren`t children wonderful?
2007-01-22 13:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! very good - just the sort of thing a small child would say!
2007-01-22 12:55:50 · answer #4 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like i told the wife years ago GIVE UP
it will never work every thing go's south eventually
2007-01-22 13:14:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that little Johnny , very funny
2007-01-22 13:06:18 · answer #6 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes all Mother's are beautiful
2007-01-22 12:57:09 · answer #7 · answered by ilovedadq 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh thats cute
2007-01-22 12:55:39 · answer #8 · answered by IAmTheWalrus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooo disssssss
2007-01-22 12:56:24 · answer #9 · answered by hindicomingthroo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ace
2007-01-22 12:56:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋