R u dumb??

Question

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether
you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer.
The
questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you
have
answered the question!











1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

























The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
things
in an overly complicated way.















2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?














Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
Refrigerator?





Wrong Answer.





Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
the
repercussions of your previous actions.

















3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend.... Except one. Which animal does not attend?














Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You
just put him in there. This tests your memory.



Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
you
still have one more chance to show your true abilities.











4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you
do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

















Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been
listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This
tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.





According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals
they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several
correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves
the

Theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.




Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.



PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.

Answer 1

You meant "Are you dumb" right? Hmmmmmm.....

Answer 2

okay, i love that test but you so did it wrong. on the creatative writing test this question was origionally on the questions were stated as

what are the three steps to putting a giraff in the refridgerator?
what are the four steps to putting an elephant in the refridgerator?

the last two are right thou cept the crocidiles are not at a meeting, there at the lion kings birthday party.

good try though!!

Answer 3

*eye twitches* I think i was to logical with this. for 1) i put down "You cant! A girraf is to big!"
2) Ok. If a girraf is to big, what makes me thing an ELEPHANT would?
3) Aren't there more then one elephant? I think so... wait... is it in the Fridge? Yeah. think so.
4)Find a bridge! Using Corcs is just as dangerous as a... Jellyfish! But more deadly!

Answer 4

Thanks Lilly - I got 2 right (the first and third ones) so what does that make me? A four year old simpleton with a good memory - sounds about right.

Answer 5

Apparently I am dumb, according to this. So I'm just going to sit and drool for a little bit.

Answer 6

got 2 I think, more or less

I'm glad you think I should feel good, why?

"Hey farmer, where does this road go?"

"I've been sittin here 40 years and it hasn't gone anywhere."

Answer 7

funny..
haha.. so funny, it made me feel stupid like 5 times in a row for making the same mistake

Answer 8

i dont needa quiz to tell me im fn stupid i know i am!

Answer 9

now i think your dumb for making such a long .... question

Answer 10

Nice one!!!