Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night..Thought you might like to come. About 5:00."
"Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you..be some drinkin'". "Not a problem"says Tom. "I can drink with the best or 'em."
Might be some fightin',too, says Lars. "I get along with people, I'll be alright" said Tom. "Probly be some wild sex, too" said Lars. Not a problem, I'll be there! What should I wear? Don't matter, just gonna be the 2 of us
2007-01-22 12:38:27 · 12 answers · asked by Starscape 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay, now when does the party start?
2007-01-22 13:19:00 · answer #1 · answered by Jimfix 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 9/10!
2007-01-22 21:01:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really Funny!
2007-01-22 20:49:57 · answer #3 · answered by strongheaded 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, like that one 10/10. Don't think I'll go to Alaska anytime soon!
2007-01-22 22:32:44 · answer #4 · answered by Aleerfas*Mwah!* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-01-22 20:42:30 · answer #5 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats one of the best jokes evan though i have already herd it, never gets old
2007-01-22 21:09:22 · answer #6 · answered by hindicomingthroo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, at least there was a warning =)
2007-01-22 20:42:46 · answer #7 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but funny
2007-01-22 20:44:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, but i would not want to be him
2007-01-22 20:52:02 · answer #9 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, isolation will do that to you.:)
2007-01-22 20:56:09 · answer #10 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋