Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how
> important their children are.
> The first one tells her friends,
> "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him
> "Father."
>
> The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop.
> Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
>
> The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down,
> but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say
> 'Your Eminence'."
>
> The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
> The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
>
> She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2," hard-bodied, well hung,
> male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God..."
2007-01-22 12:32:11 · 10 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, god this is good!
Serve those ladies right for bragging!
2007-01-22 12:38:42 · answer #1 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm Catholic and I think that's a good one!!
9/10!
2007-01-22 12:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by pikachu is love. 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS FUNNY! I have one 4 u. A young girl went to a group of nuns, she said sisters I want to be a prostitute. The nuns looked at her with their mouths open in shock, one sister said young lady what did u say? She said sister I said I want to be a prostitute. The nuns all said OH THANK GOD we thought U said protestant Hope u liked it!
2007-01-22 16:55:50 · answer #3 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious. guy, that one on no account gets previous. before everything, I although i became gonna get indignant by ability of this question, yet that wasn't the case in any respect! God bless! [edit] a solid Irish, Catholic police officer is strolling down the line whilst he without notice realizes that somebody is status on the outer ledge of a construction, and in a position to bounce. He yells as much as the guy, attempting to convenience him, "think of roughly your mom!" "i've got not got a mom!" "properly, think of roughly your father then!" "have not got been given no father the two, i'm gonna bounce!" "No! Wait! What approximately your friends?" "have not got any of 'em! i'm gonna bounce!" [an extremely final Desparate attempt] "think of concerning the Virgin Mary!" "Who?" "bounce, Protestant! you're blocking off site visitors!"
2016-11-01 01:06:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love catholic ladies!!
2007-01-22 14:38:20 · answer #5 · answered by .o0O O0o. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen!
2007-01-22 15:30:54 · answer #6 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That forth women sounds like my mom...=o)
2007-01-22 12:44:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10
2007-01-22 14:37:48 · answer #8 · answered by Aleerfas*Mwah!* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-22 13:16:08 · answer #9 · answered by hindicomingthroo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man i love this! so funny !
2007-01-22 12:45:49 · answer #10 · answered by kameo_44 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋