Alittle boy is choosen to be in the school play he has only one line
HARK I HEAR A PISTOL SHOT
He tells his mother who is overjoyed at her son being in the school play
All the time he is saying his line so he does not forget it
HARK I HEAR A PISTOL SHOT
HARK I HAER A PISTOL SHOT
HARK I HEAR A PISTOL SHOT
Come the night of the play the lad is in the wings of the stage a BAG of nerves
He walks on and says his line
HARK I HEAR A SHISTOL POT
A PISTOL ****
A **** POT
A POT ****
OH **** IT I DID NOT WANT TO BE IN THE PLAY IN THE 1st PLACE
2007-01-22 12:18:54 · 25 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
poor kid
2007-01-22 12:22:03 · answer #1 · answered by cheskerzin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, I only managed a little inward giggle with that one!!
Still, better than some!
2007-01-22 20:22:19 · answer #2 · answered by CrunchyCookies...Leeds...x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow.
2007-01-22 20:25:51 · answer #3 · answered by twist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it looses a bit in the censoring, but still good.
2007-01-22 20:23:24 · answer #4 · answered by chocaholic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute.
jw
2007-01-22 20:21:51 · answer #5 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh
2007-01-22 20:39:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but it's not really funny :(
2007-01-22 20:23:34 · answer #7 · answered by pikachu is love. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really funny, sorry.
2007-01-22 20:22:02 · answer #8 · answered by Delvala 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2007-01-22 20:21:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
" Bang out of order !"
2007-01-22 20:22:57 · answer #10 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
slyly releasing your anger there.
2007-01-22 20:22:05 · answer #11 · answered by 18/M/Scotland 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋