The headline in the paper said "SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"
2007-01-22 12:18:40 · 13 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.
"Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothing," said the 60 year old. "When you're 70, you can't take a crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran - you sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out !"
"Actually," said the eighty year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?", asked the sixty year old.
"No ... not really. I pee every morning at 6AM. I pee like a race horse - no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble taking a crap?", asked the 70 year old.
"No, not really. I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60 year old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at six o'clock and take a crap every morning at six thirty. What's so tough about being eighty?"
To which the eighty year old replied - "I don't wake up until ten!"
2007-01-22 12:29:50 · answer #1 · answered by Usemyyahooid 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope i think DR Bad's still in prison. joking <3 is it my scouse sense of humour cause i dont get it xD
2016-05-23 23:14:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you jumped a size.
No, wait, never mind. I miss read it. I tought it said "EXTRA LARGE" then the cat feel off my glasses.
2007-01-22 12:50:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
jw
2007-01-22 12:22:38 · answer #4 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thnx 4 the laugh!
2007-01-22 12:27:21 · answer #5 · answered by **** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, good choice of words!
2007-01-22 12:23:32 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not hilarious but cute.
2007-01-22 12:22:57 · answer #7 · answered by yagman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha hohoho hehehe, good one
2007-01-22 12:25:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao omg i love it
2007-01-22 12:22:32 · answer #9 · answered by DOMINATUS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a thigh slapper.
2007-01-22 12:25:13 · answer #10 · answered by rowdy7802 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋