How has your dog embarrassed you?

Answer 1

I took my Basset Hound to my cousin's house. Even though he was used to being at home for 4-5 hrs during the day at home. He jumped up on their bed and CRAPPED!... on their pillows!!!

I mean right on the pillows. Not on the floor of their bedroom but jumped up on the bed!!! And went right on their pillows!

Answer 2

I have mastiffs,and was walking one of my big boys(18 stones)in the park behind my house,now he is a very dark brindle,it was five in the morning and still dark,when a policeman saw me whilst driving past the park,and thought I was some sort of nutter wandering round on my own,so in a very patronising way he approached me patted my hand and said "are you alright dear",well upon that I said I was fine but he may like to step away from me a bit,and stand nearer to some railing so as he could support hisself,well um,he would'nt and in zoomed the dog, he did not believe I had with me,pinning him to the ground and giving him a right good sex lesson,his policeman friend wound up the window on his car,in absolute hysterics,and all I could say to him through the tears was "well,I don't think you can have me done for having a dangerous dog,he's obviously a lover",oo the poor bugger did walk away very strangely,
i'm so ashamed hahahha
Wendy

Answer 3

how hasn't she embarrassed me.

this one just happened most recently, my dog believes in pooping till there is nothing possible left in her system. If it takes 7-8 poops per walk so be it. Her last poop of the walk is always a phantom poop, she'll squat but nothing comes out. Well we were at the dog park and 7 poops later I was outta bags and her last poop was the phantom so I thought I was in the clear. During the walk home she found a reserve hiding somewhere in her bowels and took a monster on someones lawn. A lady was walking past me as she got into position and gave me the stare down so I pretended to fumble in my pocket looking for bags till she hit the end of the block and then I buried it in snow and ran as fast as we both could run the opposite direction. I can still see that old bats face staring me down

Answer 4

I don't get embarrassed by my dogs,( they are dogs after all) but they do make me laugh a lot. And they have embarrassed other people.

Answer 5

I was in the middle of a class at a show, and my dog rolled over on his back, in the middle of the heel off-leash exercise and refused to move. I ended up doing the final 3 minutres going through the motions without my dog. (my dog was a advanced utility trained on hand signals, and the class I entered was a novice open for warm-up)

Answer 6

My dog embarrasses me on a daily basis.
I have a Lhasa Apso that is about 13 years old and is deaf. I take her to work with me everyday as I am a vet tech and the boss likes use bring our animals to work, but my dog walks into consults and ignores everone in the room and procedes to urinate on the floor and then walks out again grrrr she drives me insane :)

Answer 7

Oh don't even go there. I took mine for his first training session last night. I boasted to my family that I thought he would behave impeccably because I've been doing a bit of home training, and then when we got to the session he had a major pop at every single dog there and was a major trouble maker for the whole 45 mins.
Absolute nightmare.

Answer 8

My aussie has a bad habit of slamming his nose into everyone's crotch and then trying to hang out there for a sec. THEN,and I mean right after "the battle" over that, he always sits down and "cleans" himself in a very graphic and noisy manner. And I mean every single time he meets somebody new, EVERY time. I have to leash or crate him now. I was especially embarrassed when he went after my very proper Great Aunt!!!
Oh, and then another time my friend was picking up her kid's toy from the lawn, and he goosed her right in the bum with his nose! Right after I told her I thought I had his "issue" under control! The words were still hanging in the air and it was almost right on cue... and then, of course, the cleaning began... ugh!

Answer 9

My dog has horrible gas! One day I was taking him to the vet to have his eye checked, and the place was packed. I finally found a seat, shoulder to shoulder in the waiting area. My dog farted loudly minute after minute, and every body kept looking at me like I had done it, because he was under my seat! This little boy was sitting on his moms lap next to me and he tried to whisper in her ear ( he must have been like 4 - so he hadn't mastered the whisper yet) and he said to her," Mommy that lady really stinks, maybe her belly hurts?" I was so embarrased and the smell was gut turning and made me want to gag, so I could only imagine how the rest of the people felt who had never been exposed to his toxicness. People were plugging their nose, and getting agitated. Finally I took him out side and waited in the cold to be seen by the vet, his gas was horrible, and the worse part was everyone thought it was me.

Answer 10

My two dogs( a terrier and gt Dane) locked me out of my car with the keys in ignition once. A policeman came past and stopped to help but failed. I had to wait for a windscreen co. to come and take window out. It seem funny now but at the time i felt silly

Answer 11

I had this big German Shepherd on a leash and was walking her in a market area where a lot of people were around and a teeny tiny chihuahua copped an attitude and extended his leash trying to get at her to attack her. She tried to hide and drag me away to someplace safe and everyone was laughing!
I gotta admit, it's the little ones that are more apt to bite! lol