A girl walks into a bar and sits down next to a fairly mascular guy. She then looks over at him and asks him "Hey, whatcha drinkin'?" Guy replies "Magic beer. If I swig this whole thing, I can fly around the building." "No way" she replies. So the guy drinks the rest of his beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building, and comes back in. She asked him to do it again, and this time saw him fly around the building. "Wow!" she says. "Hey bartender, pull me up one of those beers!" She swigs the beer, jumps out the window, and SPLAT! Bartender looks over and says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
2007-01-22 11:04:39 · 16 answers · asked by Liam W 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Liam, good job, very funny. I give you a star.
~xrandomnessx
2007-01-22 11:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by xrandomnessx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old - but 1st time I've seen 'victim' as a woman, normally just some guy walking past when 'Superman' jumps off building and lands safely.
I like it, though.
2007-01-22 11:08:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! That's terrible! 10/10!
2007-01-22 11:44:59 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L.O.L ......Hey that's a good one, I'll tell that one in the morning at breakfast. I'm glad jokes are free.
2007-01-22 11:12:30 · answer #4 · answered by JA'ANDREW 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old One.. but funny
2016-05-23 23:01:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. I'm still laughing.
2007-01-22 11:19:18 · answer #6 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats hilarious
2007-01-22 11:41:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny hilarious
2007-01-22 11:50:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahaha funny
2007-01-22 11:11:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very funny=]
2007-01-22 11:10:27 · answer #10 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋