man gets tired of big city life, moves to a big spread in texas..
3months pass with no human contact, til one night he hears a horse approaching...
Rider says "Heard someone moved into this spread and was wondering if you'd like to come over to my place for a big knock out bash...there'll be all the food you can eat, all the booze you can drink, and the WILDEST SEX YOU'VE EVER HAD"!!!
Rancher says "Sounds great, what'll I wear"?
Rider says, "anything you want, It'll just be you and me!!!!!!!!
2007-01-22 10:51:40 · 8 answers · asked by The Emperor of Ecstasy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke, I will share this one for sure...HAHAHAHA....Thanks a lot.
2007-01-22 11:15:20 · answer #1 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before. I thought there was more to it, O well.
2007-01-22 18:56:17 · answer #2 · answered by LazyDaisy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny never heard it before
2007-01-22 18:57:49 · answer #3 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololol about time I read NEW ones, thanks for the laugh and 2 points.
2007-01-22 18:55:21 · answer #4 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. nice
2007-01-22 19:02:08 · answer #5 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aha niice!
2007-01-22 18:57:33 · answer #6 · answered by Kelsey's Mommy<3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that's demented! i like it.
2007-01-22 19:58:47 · answer #7 · answered by Betterwithpie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is great.....awesome
2007-01-22 20:07:21 · answer #8 · answered by Le Saqib 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋