A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".....Mexican Joke submitted by Alan. The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence." The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"
2007-01-22 10:37:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one. i like it
2007-01-22 10:41:50 · answer #1 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard the same joke in 1967, get some original material.
2007-01-22 23:59:42 · answer #2 · answered by art_raiders 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't he have just said I have something that is green pink and yellow? or was that the point???
2007-01-22 19:10:34 · answer #3 · answered by LazyDaisy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before and yes it's funny.
2007-01-22 18:43:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao roflmao roflmfao great one loved it hope you have more like it ring pick hello
2007-01-22 18:46:54 · answer #5 · answered by ashlee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i herd it before but in a different way
2007-01-22 18:45:56 · answer #6 · answered by luvya ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats ok, but i think i've heard it be4...anyway, still nice
2007-01-22 18:53:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its all right it made me chuckle but nothing more
2007-01-22 18:43:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't really get it
2007-01-22 18:57:32 · answer #9 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok
2007-01-22 18:43:04 · answer #10 · answered by hindicomingthroo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋