The Pros and Cons of Being Mexican
by Jason Roth
* Pro
The rich, majestic beauty of the Aztec ruins.
Con
Having to spend a week's wages on half a taco.
* Pro
Great food.
Con
Pretentious American food critics won't give your restaurant more than three stars unless you serve them something with crème or give them give them five minutes alone in the kitchen with one of your hot Mexican waitresses.
* Pro
Endless opportunity to appreciate the timeless beauty of the Cactus.
Con
Having to fetch another Corona for those drunk pricks on Spring Break in Cancun.
* Pro
Having the chance to witness the art of the bullfight.
Con
Having a government that gores you in the *** on a daily basis.
* Pro
You're motivated, strong-willed, and have a great work ethic.
Con
None of those attributes help when the Texan redneck drops his Pabst Blue Ribbon just long enough to shoot your *** while you try to make it across the border.
* Pro
An abundance of the delicious flavor and pungent aroma of cilantro.
Con
Not all Mexican herbs are as freely distributed.
2007-01-22 10:30:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles