Jokes that will make 12 -11 year olds laugh their a.ss off ?

Question

I need some jokes that will make 11-12 Year old kids laugh any sugestions please go ahead and write some thank you.

Answer 1

there's three guys, a ha ole (white), a Hawaiian, and a Samoan. they're all applying for the same job. the employer tells the guys that there is 3 of you and only 1 office job opening. so he says, down stairs is our supply room. whoever can go and give me the with the BEST supplies, can have the job.

so all three rushed down to the supply room. the ha ole guy came up first. he had some pens, paper, glue, and some markers. the Hawaiian came up with the same and he also had staples and a stapler.

the employer was impressed but waited for the last guy before he made up his mind. a hour went by, still no Samoan. so the employer walked down to the supply room to see what's taking him so long. when he got there, the supply door was open but the lights were off. he turned on the lights and the Samoan guy jumped down and yelled "SUPPLIES!!"

Answer 2

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Jokes that will make 12 -11 year olds laugh their a.ss off ?
I need some jokes that will make 11-12 Year old kids laugh any sugestions please go ahead and write some thank you.

Answer 3

To mama so ugly when one direction saw her they ran the other direction. To mama so ugly when medusa saw her she turned into stone. Send me a message and I'll tell where I got that fro but the to mama jokes were from best yo mama jokes of volume 1, 2, and 3 he deserves all the credit

Answer 4

wow im 12 and my cousin is 11 and we did not laugh once. rubbish jokes.

Answer 5

Well Try this.
How do you catch a bear?
First you dig a hole 4 feet deeper then the bear is tall.
Make a bonfire, put it out,and put the ashes in the hole.
Then take some peas. if their caned drain the juice. if their frozen thogh them out. Put them around the hole.

And when the bear comes to take a pea Kick him in the Ash hole.

Answer 6

yeah do some not too vivid sexual jokes *** there might like them but im loving that joke about the amns bad life lol thats excellent

Answer 7

if their girls, you should do "blondes are dumb jokes"
Look for tehm on the web, sometimes Google has them for the Joke of the Day. They make my classmates laugh and most are 11 and 12

Answer 8

im 11 and a half so right now I would enjoy some too let me know when u get some!

Answer 9

say so i did after every sentence
1. I got a new dog
2. so i ddi
1. i bought him a new treat.
2. so i did
1. he would not eat it
2. so i did

Answer 10

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."