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2007-01-22 09:19:03 · 11 answers · asked by true_strike 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well if you define the eating a humanitarian does as the intake of disenfranchised humans with the intent of making their lives better, then theoretically loads. Yet the population of humanitarians is slowly declining and cynicism coupled with selfishness is slowly rising and so the number of humanitarians to bring down (or I guess help) one human would need to be much greater, due to the cynicism of the human. Therefore the number of humans actually being eaten is far fewer than ideal. :)
2007-01-22 09:25:38 · answer #1 · answered by lotusmoon01 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
A Humanitarian will eat as many humans as he could, if a Humanitarian could eat humans!
2007-01-22 13:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by Mark B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not HOW MANY humans he eats, you nincompoop, it's just that he ONLY eats humans and does not condone the butchering of poor innocent vegetables.
2007-01-22 09:43:56 · answer #3 · answered by Havana Brown 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa As many as fills them up,& in as many delectable ways as possible. Marinated in plum sauce sounds good, fricassed, maybe b B.B.Q'd
with a hint of Basil?
2007-01-22 09:26:24 · answer #4 · answered by cloudsta1949 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
19.4 adults and a 4 - 6 year old to top it off, most of them avoid the cheese course afterwards
2007-01-22 10:42:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe it is roughly one per year but the official figures are being kept secret
2007-01-22 09:23:49 · answer #6 · answered by gina 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The same as a totalarian eats.
2007-01-22 09:23:25 · answer #7 · answered by zanydumplings 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As many as he can until his mum turns him in and the police show up
2007-01-22 09:23:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
only one, provided his wife instructs him how to do it properly. but then again, proper prior practice prevents poor performance. GO HUMANITARIANS!!!
2007-01-22 10:55:48 · answer #9 · answered by rick m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
42.
2007-01-22 09:23:56 · answer #10 · answered by Richard D 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋