George W Bush Joke?

Question

Fire Destroys Bush Presidential Library

A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost. Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.

Do you have a favorite Bush joke?

Answer 1

My favorite is:
A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Bush appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's a$$ I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him. A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Mrs. Bush appeared on the television. "She's a horse's a$$ too," the man. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool. "Dang it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Bush country!" "Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"

Answer 2

Here's a better one: A guy walks into a bar and sees Bush and Cheney sitting in the back at a long table with a bunch of maps planning something out. Trying to act cool, the guy sits down at the bar and has a few drinks. After a little while he notices that Bush and Cheney are still engaged in heavy discussion. So he goes over to them and asks "Mr. President, mr. Vice President, why are you guy here?" Bush turns around and answers "Well we're planning the murder of 30 million Iraqis and a biker!" The guys asks "Why the biker?", at which point Cheney looks at Bush and says "See, I told you no one would care about the 30 million Iraqis!"

Answer 3

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama Bin Laden is still alive", Osama decided to personally send President Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was "still in the game".

Mr. Bush opened the letter, which contained a single line of "coded" message:

370HSSV-0773H

Mr. Bush was baffled, so he sent copies to his Chief of Staff, and several Secretaries, including Condi Rice and Donald Rumsfeld.

Their assistants and aides had no clue as to the meaning or translation of the code, so it was sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, then to the CIA and also to NASA.

With no clue to the translation, they eventually asked Israel's MOSAD for help.

Within a minute, MOSAD cabled the White House with this reply:

"Tell the President he is holding the message upside down."

Answer 4

President Bush was sitting at his desk when the Secretary of defense walks in to inform him that 3 Brazilian soldiers have been killed. To their astonishment Bush's face flushed with white, head in his hands, with a sad look on this face and showing great concern, asked... "Just how many is 3 brazillion?"

Answer 5

George Bush, Laura Bush, and Dick Cheney were all riding on a plane.

George noticed he had a $1 bill in his pocket and he said, "If I throw this out the window, I could make a person happy."

Laura then replied with, "Well, if I had 1,000 $1 bills, I could make 1,000 people happy,"

Dick Cheney then said, "Even better is if you had 1,000,000 $1 bills. Then you would make 1 mil people happy."

The flight attendant walked by the 3 leaders and thought to herself.."If I could throw all 3 of them out the window, I could make the world happy."

Answer 6

I got this in an e-mail. Hope u like!

George W. Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name

"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, what ever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all
Americans don't have health insurance?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says,
"OK,
where were we? Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him
his name.

"Steve,"! he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually, I have 6 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all
Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

Answer 7

Yep, think that one's older than me but still amusing 7.95/10.
And yes I do and I posted it here but 50 Americans didn't get it.....lol

Answer 8

o! that was funny! Here is another I know:
Q:Bush and Cheney are in a boat. The Boat sinks. Who is saved?

A:The nation.

Answer 9

You are Very Good... Thnx For the Laff... =) Have a Star...

Answer 10

a boy asks dad i need a pee he goes go piss IN bush