Well here there is snow and it's cold. And I don't want to go to school tomorrow so what's a good way to get sick and fast?
2007-01-22 08:59:20 · 25 answers · asked by psycho_ward911 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
the easy way to get sick is take cold shower with the fan on. You might also want to turn on your air condition before you sleep.
2007-01-22 09:49:56 · answer #1 · answered by msjerge 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just fake it, what's the fun of being off if your too sick to enjoy it? I suggest you fake a stomach problem and say your head is killing you.
PS definitely don't take strychnine, it will cause every muscle in your body to convulse uncontrollably until you eventually die from exhaustion (no real cure)
2007-01-22 17:08:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're a weapons-grade moron and the fact that you'd rather be home actually ill with something than go to school and learn just proves it.
Everyone need s a break now and again but most people just fake it.
Sounds to me like you can't really spare another day off from school - unless you want to be earning minimum wage the rest of your life go learn something.
2007-01-22 17:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by velcroboy15 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
About 3 hrs. before you go to school, do this:
1 cup milk
1/2 cup water
1/2 cup OJ
2 tbs pepper
2 tbs salt
1/4 cup coke cola
3 tbs mouthwash
mix it in a bowl, drink it all (tastes very bad) and then do a cupple jumping jacks, and you sure to have a nasty stomch ace
2007-01-22 17:12:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont get sick just fake it, get warm water and splash it on your forehead, wake up late like you were so passed out you couldnt hear the alarm, and make alot of dying noises, worked for me
2007-01-22 17:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by Pink Girl 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
we all have to do things in life we do not want to go, like go to work or school. if you intentionally want to get sick I think you should see a mental health counselor as this seem to be a problem.
2007-01-22 17:04:27 · answer #6 · answered by Abby 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
go to the hospital ER and have a sick guy breath on you
2007-01-22 17:07:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
drink after a sick person
2007-01-22 17:07:20 · answer #8 · answered by ericaofgordon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just go to school. You could learn something there, and you will be exposed to more germs there than at home.
2007-01-22 17:04:28 · answer #9 · answered by pjack160 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you miss tomorrow your going to have make it up and it cut into your fun time this weekend. plus it going to still be cold.
2007-01-22 17:05:39 · answer #10 · answered by lady_jane_az 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋