how do you stop your kid from wetting the bed..........electric blanket?

Answer 1

I might be wrong but I am guessing that this is a joke. It is listed under Jokes and Riddles after all so I don't know why you are getting sensible answers. Surely if you were after sensible answers you would list under the correct category. Mind you electric blanket would shock them into stopping.
Sweet Dreams

I am only joking by the way I have kids and wouldn't hurt a hair on their heads. Just in case some of you are planning on sending me hate mail.

Answer 2

bed-wetting is a self-limited phenomenon that the child will eventually outgrow. Most children that wet the bed also tend to be deep sleepers. The child simply has not yet attained full control of the urinary tract when in a deep sleep. Possible treatment options for bed-wetting including an aggressive yet conservative approach that statistically has shown the best results. This means restricting fluids in the evening (very little after 6:00 p.m. or before depending on bed time), getting rid of pull-ups, having the child change his own sheets and underwear, teaching the child to launder those wet sheets and underwear, and using a calendar to keep track of the dry days. Other modalities including the bed-wetting alarm system, DDAVP Nasal Spray and tablets, Imipramine and Ditropan. All of these other means simply cover up the bed-wetting until the child outgrows it. The two best options for actually changing the behavior and the aggressive yet conservative approach and the bed-wetting alarm system. This is generally also inherited and probably someone in the family also wet the bed as a child. This could last until age 12 or longer. Also, there is a need to rule out anything physical: a small meatus (hole at the tip of the penis) or a stricture in the urethra (the tube that goes through the penis) are also possibilities and should be checked by a urologist.

Answer 3

well lost of kids go through wetting the bed, I think best make sure he dose´t drink to late before going to bed. also you could try getting up through the night and taking him to the toilet , yes it seems like a bit of broken sleep ,but after a while he will get used to waking up at that time, rather than wetting the bed

Answer 4

Wire your blanket to transmit 5000 volts. That'll stop em'.
Not sure about the conseqences, I suppose you could always hide your head under the blanket.
This is the current joke.
I'm at ohm sending this
I bet you're a livewire. etc...etc

Answer 5

had this problem with one of my kids what you need to do is not let them have a drink an hour before bed time and just before going to bed make sure they visit the loo encourage them to get into a routine of going just before going to bed and reward a dry bed with a treat it worked for my kid took about 2 months for it to work so be paitent good luck

Answer 6

Thats a sparkler, especially in november.
Light em up
dont take the piss

Answer 7

Funny but rude

Answer 8

Um...cruel and unusual punishment.

Answer 9

You want your kid to have permed hair too??!!

Answer 10

what you want tyo kill ur kid but funny hahaha