Yo Momma joke?
2007-01-22 08:56:04 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma so poor I walked in her house and stepped on a lit cigarette and she said "Hey,who turned off the heater?"
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure.
I've got tons more.
2007-01-22 09:02:32 · answer #1 · answered by sweet1792 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a pay check
2007-01-22 17:14:21 · answer #2 · answered by lilwink09 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma teeth so yellow, she walked into a church, smiled, and everybody went on thier knees and said 'let it shine'
Yo momma so short she has to slam dunk her bus fair
Yo momma so ugly she make blind kids cry
Yo momma so ugly, belemic kids look at her when they wanna puke
Muahaha, beat that :P
2007-01-22 17:17:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama sweat butter and syrup and she got a part time job at Denny's whipping pancakes across her forehead
yo mama so ugly, african tourists point and scream
if yo mama didnt have feet, she wouldnt wear shoes, right?
if yo mama didnt have a head, she wouldnt wear a hat, right?
if yo mama didnt have hands, she wouldnt wear gloves, right?
then, why she wearin a bra?
yo mama so poor, i asked her to use the bathroom, she said pick a corner
yo mama breath so stank, altoids went on strike
yo mama so fat, she got ran over by a bus and said, who threw that rock
yo mama got 1 big titty and 1 small one, the call her biggy smalls
yo mama so fat, it look like her thighs being polite, no u first, nooo u first
yo mama so fat, she gotta use map quest to find her neck
yo mama's a platinum rapper,
she wraps a million burritos
yo mama so big, she gotta be descibed twice
yo mama lips so big, she whispered in her own ear
yo mama teeth so yellow, when she smile, everybody slow down
yo mama so fat, I told her to show me a push up, and she went and got it from the ice cream truck
yo mama so poor, i saw her at the bus station with 1 shoe, i asked her did she loose hers hoe, she said no i jus found one
yo mama teeth so big, when she sneeze she bite her chest
yo mamaso cock-eyed she walked in the house and walked right back out
yo mama so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Katrina
I got more where that came from. Hope I helped. Also to get other jokes, try this link.
2007-01-22 17:33:43 · answer #4 · answered by Ranch Sauce 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat she went out in heels and came home in flats.
2007-01-22 17:12:39 · answer #5 · answered by invisible_fox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so ugly, she looks just like you!~
:-O
2007-01-22 16:59:18 · answer #6 · answered by Hαír Pεace Šmûrƒ Pεαce 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in Stop and Shop and died of starvation.
2007-01-22 17:53:55 · answer #7 · answered by Jay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was all of yo mommas created?!
Cause the devil couldn't be everywhere!!!
2007-01-22 17:15:06 · answer #8 · answered by snak3s2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama's so old, she baby-sat Yoda
Yo Mama's so fat, she tripped and fell and made the grand canyon
2007-01-22 18:51:51 · answer #9 · answered by Fall Out at the Disco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when yo mama walks down the street in september, people say"damn.is it halloween already!!"
2007-01-22 17:01:15 · answer #10 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋