LOL!, very funny, here is one.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
and another one,
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
2007-01-22 09:22:09
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answered by Anonymous
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whats up what am i able to declare i assume i'm purely a 'general' sick twisted guy or woman such as you. thank you for the laughs. a minimum of you had adequate appreciate for others to warn them with your heading. in the event that they do in contrast to sick jokes then they don't have been so nosy and examine them. So definite your rude and offensive jokes have been humorous.
2016-11-01 00:31:50
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answered by ? 4
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ha ha...good one...
well there were two bulls in a field and one said to the other, Oooohhh its mighty cold in here and the other one said Yes i think i will go and slip into a nice Jersey.....
2007-01-22 08:58:50
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answered by chris w. 7
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ye thats funny heard it before still made me laugh
2007-01-22 09:00:25
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answered by Anonymous
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I think it's funny : D
2007-01-22 09:17:56
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answered by I hate carrots 6
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Yep, that's a great one! ! ! I needed a good laugh!
2007-01-22 09:11:37
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answered by Tenn Gal 6
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Ok since we're not at a party I don't have to smile and pretend to get it. I DON'T GET IT. :-)
2007-01-22 08:56:32
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answered by florafall 4
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ha ha
2007-01-22 19:06:14
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answered by deepee 4
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very funny
2007-01-22 09:58:46
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answered by Anonymous
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It was ok. Not that funny though.
2007-01-22 08:59:07
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answered by mrsrhowell 3
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