A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters & listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.
2007-01-22 08:27:49 · 13 answers · asked by sheriff fatman 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just for a minute I almost believed the dog myself , very good
2007-01-22 08:50:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Crazy!!
2007-01-22 08:33:12 · answer #2 · answered by player_862 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10\10. I wish my dog could talk it make looking after her alot easier.
2007-01-22 08:56:52 · answer #3 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absurdity coupled with irony is always a good combination
I never study Latin, but:
Illegitimis nil carborundum
2007-01-22 09:02:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a corker, I am actually laughing my nuts off here
2007-01-22 08:32:45 · answer #5 · answered by The Puppy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one is the guy irish10/10
2007-01-22 08:47:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmbo thats a pretty awesome dog
2007-01-22 08:32:33 · answer #7 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it - 9/10
Mojo
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2007-01-22 08:32:42 · answer #8 · answered by mojorainbow1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is really good...i can't believe one would find it not funny
2007-01-22 08:50:32 · answer #9 · answered by JAM - Emotions 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not rly funny, better luck next time
2007-01-22 08:32:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋