2007-01-22 08:20:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
Was to go in 50/50 on an orgasm?
2007-01-22 08:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by boredperv 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really a pickup line, but the lamest thing I've ever heard was "I'll marry you if you get pregnant".
2007-01-22 16:22:29 · answer #2 · answered by spelling nazi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL this is right up my alley. I made a list. Hope you enjoy reading it! Ciao.
1. I must be catchin' the flu because you are sick.
2. I want to lick mashed potatoes off your face.
3. Jump in my lowrider and let's rotate these tires!
4. You so sexy you make my socks shiver! (Shivering socks like ew!)
5. Love the freckles on your chest -- mind if I connect the dots?
6. Your hands are soft like a catfish's belly!
7. Every time you smile, you remind me of Bugs Bunny.
8. Can I lick your face?
9. Nice car. If you let me ride with you, I can show you a place where we can park after dark. (Is it just me or is this one stalkerish?)
10. It strange, but you look just like my mother. (No comment)
11. Why go to the movies when we can make our own?
12. So, I have chocolate on my shirt. Would you like to lick it off?
13. You look a lot like the person in my head who keeps telling me to burn down houses!
14. Dude, I might have to strip search you. (*shakes head* Who knew?)
15. Your eyes look like pools of the ocean that have vast amounts of biohazardous materials swimming in them.
16. You make my heart melt and leak into my stomach.
17. I think it's hot when our braces lock together. (hm…..)
18. I can recite pi to 1,000 digits. Want to see?
19. I'm a tattoo artist -- can I see if you have any good areas?
20. Your braces really bring out the sparkle in your zits. (Who comes up with this stuff?)
21. Hello, I'm with the local police, and I'm investigating a case involving this establishment; I'm going to need your name, your phone number, and your bra, please.
22. You remind me of my fear of snakes.
23. If I were Oedipus, I'd want you to be my mom.
24. Mmmmm...your hair smells like donuts. (Scary)
I so love these things because so many people use them. Good luck!
2007-01-22 16:26:00 · answer #3 · answered by ~(*) Loving Life (*)~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to f--- you tonight. Put his hand on my leg and try to move it up my leg as he talked. I'm not sure what he was saying working to stop his hand. I bet you look naked. I have had all of the ones done to me. No did not work
2007-01-22 16:26:33 · answer #4 · answered by sara a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a girl tell me once that I could live in her trunk if I wanted to and she wasn't kidding...
Yes, I walked away very scared for my life.....lol.
2007-01-22 16:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by Robert B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your panty must be a mirror, cos i can see myself in em tonight
you must be tired, cos you have been racing thru my mind all day
ur father must be a great baker, cos u have some tasty buns
2007-01-22 16:25:53 · answer #6 · answered by yaro maiwayo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you from Tennesee? Cause your the only ten I see
2007-01-22 16:23:44 · answer #7 · answered by mighty_bull_straw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lost your wings?
Get your coat, you've pulled!
I was lost in your eyes.
Fancy a s**g?
2007-01-22 16:23:10 · answer #8 · answered by Mighty C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well wen i was chillen wit ma friendz diz boy comes up to me and hes like look baby u so beautiful that i think that you waz in the front of the line wen god waz makin the beautiful people i was lyke"boy plezz dat line is so oldddddd u tripin" and ma gurlz and i started laughing and we walked away and him and his boyz left!!!!!!
2007-01-23 20:05:07 · answer #9 · answered by BaByGuRl214 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MAN"DAMN GIRL YOU ARE LIKE A VISA CARD"
WOMEN"WHY"
MAN"B/C YOU ARE EVERYWHERE I WANT TO BE"
EXCUSE ME ARE YOUR LEGS TIRED?
B/C YOU HAVE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY
GIRL DID YOU JUST FALL OUTA THE BLUE SKY?AND WHERE ARE YOUR WINGS?
B/C I THINK GOD JUST SENT ME AND ANGEL
2007-01-22 16:25:45 · answer #10 · answered by dce1dg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋