Whatever is that in your shorts?

Question

While out jogging in the park, a young chap finds a brand new tennis ball. Seeing nobody around to claim it, he slips it into the pocket of his shorts and continues on.
A few yards from home, he reaches a pedestrian crossing. Waiting for the traffic to stop, a young lady standing next to him can't help but notice the considerable bulge in his shorts. "Oh my," she gasps, "whatever is THAT in your shorts?"
"Tennis ball," replies the young man, still breathless from exercise.
"Oh poor you," sympathises the woman, "I once had tennis elbow."
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Barely 20 minutes after teeing off, a woman stumbles into the golf course clubhouse, grimacing in pain. "What happened?" the club pro asks.
"I got stung by a bee," she replies.
"Where?"
"Between the first and second holes."
"Hmmm," murmurs the pro. "Sounds like your stance was a little too wide."
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Answer 1

Go girl, great jokes! LMAO

Answer 2

the best of two fingers second one was the best the bee must have had a good aim there aint a lot of skin between the two 20/20

Answer 3

I didnt get the first one but the second one made me smile. but not laugh

Answer 4

Both amusing

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Answer 5

two for the price of one that's what I call value and quality with it

Answer 6

PLAIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO OF THE BEST I HEARD THIS WEEK
Thank you.
I gave that a star

Answer 7

lmao very funny

Answer 8

both nice

Answer 9

second one was god lol

Answer 10

good jokes....