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2007-01-22 07:49:31 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Wow. I'm sure glad that wonderful lady set me straight and informed me that electricity was invented...

2007-01-22 07:53:26 · update #1

24 answers

If God gave Adam TV he would not have been crying for a wife.

And for the numbskull above who says electricity was not invented...I have 2 words for you sweetie: Baghdad Battery.

2007-01-22 07:54:28 · answer #1 · answered by ÜFÖ 5 · 0 1

LOL electricity was invented Must be a Christians ideas!!!

The reason God didn't provide Adam and Eve with a TV is simple.
This God wanted to keep them stupid!
After all this God made KNOWLEDGE OF GOOD AND EVIL forbidden! As anyone with any sense knows knolwedge of good and evil does NOT give you a disposition towards either! It only means you have the ability to make a choice! To have and exercise FREEWILL!!

Oh wait Christians think freewill came from God! IT COULDN'T!! Since freewill is only possible after one knows what good and evil are. So who gave us freewill??? Could it be SATAN!!

Imagine that one!

2007-01-22 15:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Because TV isn't good; TV is bad. And why would they need TV? Eden was paradise. They could experience the real thing; they wouldn't need to watch it on a screen. And anything bad would not exist in Eden, like sex, violence, etc. Does that answer your question?

2007-01-22 15:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by Pooky 4 · 0 1

yeah, i was recently wondering why god created man at such a primitive state. why not make adam and eve with 35th century knowledge? why did we have to evolve to the points we are (through much confusion and bloodshed!) if god was so powerful? hmm... so even the bible points to evolution.

2007-01-22 15:53:32 · answer #4 · answered by Shawn M 3 · 0 1

Cuz the Dinosaurs were too PC for what God likes on TV.

2007-01-22 15:54:03 · answer #5 · answered by Another Garcia 5 · 0 1

Because Benjamin Franklin had not been born there for no electricity.

2007-01-22 15:52:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He may not have created a TV, but he definitely created a gold PSP.

Electricity was teh awsum invenshun.

2007-01-22 15:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by robtheman 6 · 0 1

Because it is, for the most part, a complete waste of time. Also, it takes away from God.

2007-01-22 15:53:06 · answer #8 · answered by Sachu 2 · 0 1

and why didnt god create tv shows for that tv?

he could have put the 700 club on every channel for them.

2007-01-22 15:52:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Who would want to watch TV when a babe is walking around with a fig leaf for clothes?

2007-01-22 16:02:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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