Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advantage, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong". She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if that f*ckin ice cream van hadn't come along,"
2007-01-22 07:48:35 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent. reminds me of the 95 year old who went to the doctors and said "Doc, I'm getting married next week to a 21 year old lap dancer. Can you give me any advice please? I want to make sure she's kept happy."
The doctor winked and said "Sure I'll give you some advice. If you want to keep her happy take in a lodger. Come and see me in three months and tell me how you're doing."
Three months later the old guy's back. "How's it going?" Asks the doctor smiling.
"Well." says the old timer, "The wife's pregnant."
"Very good." Says the Doc. "And how's the lodger doing?
Replies the old man. "She's pregnant too!"
2007-01-22 07:55:11 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brill Joke, Thats what u call a whipped cream sundae
2007-01-22 08:14:18 · answer #2 · answered by The Puppy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!
2007-01-22 07:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by ZYGGY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious..
2007-01-22 07:52:12 · answer #4 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love this joke it never gets old, anyone who has never heard it before never expects the punch line lol
2007-01-22 07:54:39 · answer #5 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. I haven't heard that one before. Where did you hear this joke at? If you have any more make sure to post them.
2007-01-22 07:58:44 · answer #6 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dark jokes are always the funniest
2007-01-22 07:57:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...
gross
2007-01-22 07:51:04 · answer #8 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent - keep the jokes coming my friend xx
2007-01-22 07:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 10/10 lol
2007-01-22 07:54:27 · answer #10 · answered by Kelly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋