One day a construction crew arrives next door to a young family,to build another house. The family's six-year-old daughter naturally takes an interest and begins hanging around the site. Eventually the brickies adopt her as a kind of mascot - chatting to her and giving her errands to run. Then at the end of the week, they present her with a pay envelope containing a fiver.
Excitedly, the little girl runs to her mother, who suggests they take it to the bank. Running straight up to the pay-in desk, the little girl thrusts her wages over the counter.
"I earned this, building a house," she beams, proudly. "For a whole week."
"Goodness!" smiles the bank cashier, "And will you be building it next week too?"
"Yes," trills the little girl......"If the fu****g bricks ever get delivered." :)
2007-01-22 07:39:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO. I have young kids and its amazing how they soon pick up on swear words and how to use them! lol
2007-01-22 09:10:01 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a concrete setting joke man. good stuff'
Kindest regards, dave the brickie
2007-01-22 08:39:15 · answer #2 · answered by The Puppy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep thats a builder speaking are you and diana h twins fingers 10/10
2007-01-22 07:45:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2007-01-22 07:42:43 · answer #4 · answered by dark angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good!!
2007-01-22 07:54:18 · answer #5 · answered by dan_the_man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! I bet her jaw dropped!
2007-01-22 07:43:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad lol
2007-01-22 08:05:59 · answer #7 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-22 07:43:21 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-22 07:45:12 · answer #9 · answered by motbubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great stuff!!!
(am still laughing)
2007-01-22 07:42:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋