1.Dishwasher
2.Fridge
3.A woman
4.Toaster
5.Washing machine
Answer. Toaster (all the others leak when they're f***ked)
2007-01-22 07:39:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good. Reminds me of the guy lying on the beach with no arms and legs. A beautiful blonde sidles up wearing a skimpy bikini. "Have you ever been f*cked?" She asks huskily. "No, I haven't." He answers, excited at the prospect. "Well you have now." She replies, "The tide's coming in!"
2007-01-22 07:44:56 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
I was going to say woman as the others only do 1 job and the woman Should be doing all of them!!! lol
2007-01-22 15:44:23 · answer #2 · answered by British & Proud Of It 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one 9/10.
2007-01-22 15:42:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 thumbs up!
2007-01-22 15:42:39 · answer #4 · answered by Manda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Lovely Punchline made me laugh a lot
2007-01-22 15:46:28 · answer #5 · answered by ricky d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh that ones bold, was not expecting that at all lol
2007-01-22 15:57:03 · answer #6 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so true good one 10/10
2007-01-22 15:48:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like jokes on women coming from a woman (you are a miss aren't you?)
2007-01-22 15:44:34 · answer #8 · answered by Tarek D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty but gud x
2007-01-22 15:59:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very very very very very very funny . i mean it was hilarious. 10/10 brilliant .
2007-01-22 15:44:04 · answer #10 · answered by motbubbles 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋