A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can
get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " How
long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full
of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long
before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says,
"About an hour and a half." The guy leaves.
The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop
and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house."
2007-01-22 07:37:28 · 20 answers · asked by diana h 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry folks, hit my limit for the day, more tomorrow
2007-01-22 07:56:14 · update #1
you funny...marry me
2007-01-22 08:01:04 · answer #1 · answered by OhSimonsBinDrinkin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. It reminds me of the guy who came rushing home and says to his wife "Hey, I just heard that Billy f*cked every woman in this street except one." Says the wife "I bet it's that stuck up cow at Number 17!"
2007-01-22 07:47:41 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one before diana h - 2 8/10
2007-01-22 07:42:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!! 10/10
2007-01-22 07:40:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Don't stop,keep them coming
10/10
2007-01-22 07:44:15 · answer #5 · answered by Mark K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats funny lol im still laughing!!
2007-01-22 08:16:00 · answer #6 · answered by Helie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Funny!
2007-01-22 07:42:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, poor guy who waited so long
2007-01-22 07:41:58 · answer #8 · answered by ricky d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that,s a really good one
2007-01-22 10:02:32 · answer #9 · answered by N N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-01-22 07:41:26 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last un is a good un.
2007-01-22 07:41:18 · answer #11 · answered by laughingspam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋