We could all use a good laugh! Put your sentence in your answer.
Pick the month you were born:
January-I kicked
February-I loved
March-I smoked
April-I dry humped
May-I choked on
June-I murdered
July-I did the Macarena with
August-I had lunch with
September-I danced with
October-I sang to
November-I yelled at
December-I ran over
Pick the day you were born:
1-a birdbath
2-a monster
3-a phone
4-a fork
5-a Mexican
6-a gangster
7-my cell phone
8-my dog
9-my best friends' boyfriend
10-my neighbor
11-my science teacher
12-a banana
13-a fireman
14-a stuffed animal
15-a goat
16-a pickle
17-your mom
18-a spoon
19-myself
20-a baseball bat
21-a ninja
22-Chuck Norris
23-a noodle
24-a squirrel
25-a football player
26-my sister
27-my brother
28-an ipod
29-a permanent marker
30-a llama
31-A homeless guy
2007-01-22 07:34:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pick the color of shirt you have on:
White-because I'm cool like that
Black-because that's how I roll.
Pink-because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red-because the voices told me to.
Blue-because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green-because I hate myself.
Purple-because I'm cool.
Gray-because I was drunk
Yellow-because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-because I hate my family.
Brown-because I was high.
Other-because I'm a ninja.
None-because I cant control myself
2007-01-22 07:34:59 · update #1
I dry humped a baseball bat because I was high!
That's funny.
2007-01-22 07:39:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nicely, if different individuals are outdoors with then you definately you definately can consistently throw one in each and every of them interior the way of the ninjas to grant you time to run away. attempt to apply a woman with a stroller. Ninjas trip over them extremely elementary. a toddler on a bicycle works enormously stable additionally.
2016-11-01 00:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me= I kicked my best friends' boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
My husband= I had lunch with a baseball bat because I hate my family.
2007-01-22 09:09:23 · answer #3 · answered by girl_of_your_dreams_1331 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dry humped a birdbath because I hate myself. (poor people born in April.)
2007-01-22 10:20:07 · answer #4 · answered by Jay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I murdered squirrel because I'm cool like that
2007-01-26 04:34:38 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sang to a banana because the voices told me to!!
Lol thats hilarious!!
2007-01-22 07:45:14 · answer #6 · answered by Helie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I smoked a football player
2007-01-22 07:53:46 · answer #7 · answered by Styles Gagan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I danced with your mom because I was drunk!
2007-01-22 07:39:18 · answer #8 · answered by Manda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ran over my cell phone because i was drunk!!! LOL
2007-01-22 07:49:42 · answer #9 · answered by ru2tipsy2c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved my cellphone because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
I'm a skank...
2007-01-22 08:04:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋