Whilst enjoying a gentle bike ride, a barrell of beer came off a lorry and landed on my head, no damage done as it was only Light Ale.
A little further on i had the misfortune to get hit by another vehicle, only this time i was not so lucky, my leg got injured, at the hospital they said they would have to amputate, on coming round after the operation, i was informed that they had taken the wrong leg off,and that they would have to remove the other one...I took them to court for compensation, but lost the case, the Judge said i did'nt have a leg to stand on..Im depressed where can i go from here.....
2007-01-22 07:25:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you could go down the book shop and buy a joke book?!
2007-01-22 07:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds Depressing
2007-01-22 15:34:06 · answer #2 · answered by ricky d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Doctor came to this guy in hospital and said "I've got some bad news and some good news."
"What's the bad news?" Asks the anxious patient. "Well" Says the doc "By mistake, we've amputated both your legs." "Hellfire." Exclaims the patient "What's the good news?" Says the doc "The guy in the next bed wants to buy your slippers!"
2007-01-22 15:31:20 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a joke ... right?
My local hospital actually took off someones wrong leg in a operation
2007-01-22 15:39:19 · answer #4 · answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look on the bright side, at least now you can get legless without buying any alcohol.
2007-01-22 15:32:22 · answer #5 · answered by Groucho Returns 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds rather unlucky to me. Although if you were a horse, you'd really have a long face.
2007-01-22 15:29:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it true? it's an incredible story, i think that you have to go on with court compensation, because it's a terrible error, your life is completely change and you can't leave...
i don't' think you've been lucky but i hope that you can find some Judge that will be more intelligent and sensible.
2007-01-22 15:42:08 · answer #7 · answered by friendly 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Welcometo the world of miserable sods (well, someof them are) I thought your joke was ok. lol
2007-01-22 17:16:54 · answer #8 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can go back home and finish the barrell of lite ale and cheers
2007-01-24 08:12:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be in your seventies or your just really late developing humour!!
2007-01-22 15:29:57 · answer #10 · answered by PAUL C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋