I mean if God and Jesus know they are the only gods, and some guy was calling out to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, wouldn't they have a sense of humor and laugh about it rather then get super pissed off and send them to hell for eternity?
2007-01-22 06:58:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
All hail the FSM. He is the one true god. All others pale into insignificance next to him. For he casts his meatballs at them to bring them down, and throws them into the eternal damnation that is a fast food kitchen!
May you be touched by his noodly appendage
Ramen.
2007-01-22 07:03:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
God has more sense of humor than you might think... :) From what I see on the internet this seems to be a big issue for some. Well, I don't live where it was invented, but from here I can smile about it. I do believe in Jesus Christ and creation. But I think the monster is a well thought out joke and there are enough other issues one could get upset about, I mean real spritual forces, not just a man made funny joke... I believe you don't really call on him, do you?
2007-01-22 07:16:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you basically have two problems: the first is that you quoted Wiki, next time, just go to The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster's website; the second is that you answered a goading question that was a failing attempt to "turn atheists' logic against themselves" with neither sarcasm nor agreement. For the next time, try "There is no evidence, it was of course erased by His Noodly Appendage." etc. And don't take the TD personally, if they don't agree with you, they tend to TD you.
2016-05-23 22:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, because you call out to spaghetti monster just to piss God off. You know what God says about it. Take it literally
2007-01-22 07:01:16 · answer #4 · answered by Cloud 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeap, they're jealous of the FSM, because He is so much cooler than them. I mean come one... heaven with beer volcanoes and a stripper factory... I want to see them top that.
2007-01-22 07:09:23 · answer #5 · answered by cannabia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretending Jesus and "god" are real you praying to the FSM is violating the 2nd commandment.
Course I been praying to His Noodliness for months now, so, its all good bro.
2007-01-22 07:02:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
God isn't evil and vendictive, that whole idea was built by humans. I think FSM is a little strange, I don't think you need to address anyone in particular..just offer one up.
2007-01-22 07:03:19 · answer #7 · answered by Just Me 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oooooh Jesus is pissed at you! He has NO sense of humor whatsoever!
2007-01-22 07:02:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Don't get yourself worried and upset about such things. Just have a nice life and take it easy.
2007-01-22 07:03:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok if you are quoting South Park in prayer then yes they are probably going to get pissed off.
2007-01-22 07:02:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋