A man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window.
The guy is shocked but aroused. She gets her shoes, socks, etc. and chucks them out. Finally, she whips her underwear off and throws it all out onto the motorway. The guy is laughing and leering at her. He looses control of the car in the process and crashes into a barrier at the side.
Unfortunately, the air-bag doesn't go off on his side, and he finds himself wedged in under the steering wheel. "Help, go get help......aggghhhh, I'm stuck", he shouts.
"But I have no clothes on. What'll I do ?", she screams.
"Here", he says wiggling his foot, "Take my shoe and put it over your crotch. It'll have to do, love. Quick, hurry!"
She takes the shoe off his foot and places it over her crotch and gets out of the car, limping and shouting for help. After a few hundred yards of yelling and running a trucker notices this naked hysterical woman holding a shoe over her crotch, and pulls over.
"What's seems to be the trouble?", he asks.
"Help me", she screams, "My husband is stuck".
"If he's stuck up that far I'm afraid I can't help you."
2007-01-22 06:51:01 · 33 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I didn't know it had been posted before Roger, sorry. lol
2007-01-22 08:17:12 · update #1
hi kizzy thats a hot one but i dont think you get em as big as that 10/10 and of coarse the blue peter star
2007-01-22 07:21:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I posted this joke about 2 weeks ago. Still 8/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-22 06:59:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahh,so Jeeves become also wearing the girl's clothing,yet what got here about at the same time as they were both bare?And did the butler undress himself on his personal?What become he doing interior the eating room?Please tell me more suitable.
2016-10-15 22:54:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny! Very Good Joke 10/10
2007-01-22 07:17:53 · answer #4 · answered by ricky d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol 9/10 liked it a lot
2007-01-22 12:01:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny kazz lmao 10/10
2007-01-22 07:06:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao... that is real funny. I am at work sitting in back of my supervisor trying not to laugh
2007-01-22 07:56:35 · answer #7 · answered by BFP On September 20 :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-01-22 06:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by Chuck & Christy N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is amusing, unlike the other
2007-01-22 07:19:56 · answer #9 · answered by ArchAngel Raziel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2007-01-22 07:38:22 · answer #10 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋