One Day a house wife bought a new cell phone. and changed he number. she wanted to suprise her husband. so she went to the bathroom and called him. he answered and said "hello". he said "hey honey". then he said "call me later, My b**** is in the bathroom."
2007-01-22 06:39:00 · 6 answers · asked by Aror 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one mate.....u r on the role....
2007-01-22 06:46:16 · answer #1 · answered by Le Saqib 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, cell phones allow us to recycle a whole branch of cheating humor. Like the man who, driving home from work, uses his cell phone to call his wife. "Get undressed and wait by the door," he says without preamble, "I'm going to give you the ride of your life."
"Okay, " she says, "But hurry, my husband is due home in about half an hour."
2007-01-22 14:59:11 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awful
2007-01-22 14:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked it i lmao. keep up the good work
2007-01-22 14:42:21 · answer #4 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not too good. too many typos.
2007-01-22 14:52:37 · answer #5 · answered by R M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg...just like a man!!!lol
2007-01-22 14:49:23 · answer #6 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋