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I took everyone's advice and went on to use the restroom. However a client called me "sir" when I came out. Then when he got a better look at me he said "oh, sorry, ma'am. I saw you coming out of the men's restroom...and, well, you know..."

I have deceived one of God's men.

Help!!!!!

2007-01-22 06:37:56 · 7 answers · asked by ÜFÖ 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

7 answers

You must immediately place a firebrand to your private parts in public and publicly declare,

"Woe is unto me, I am fallen, I am fallen, unclean, unclean!"

Then you have to have the clients Baby, and it will be the New Messiah which will save the world.

Behold, woman, your Descender!

2007-01-22 06:42:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh boy oh boy i think you care a little too much about what people might think big deal you used the men's room because you had to go to the bathroom you should have just told him that the woman's bathroom isn't working and that's that

2007-01-22 14:42:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Okay. Don't panic. God doesn't mind this at all. Right now he is laughing this whole thing. Just take three deep breathes and relax. Nothing bad will happen to you.

2007-01-22 14:43:09 · answer #3 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0 0

Maybe he wasn't one of God's. He could be working for the other side.

2007-01-22 14:45:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you may have confused him so much he became homosexual. Is it a sin to turn people homosexual? Perhaps you should do a couple of our dads and what nots

2007-01-22 14:41:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OHHHH, I get it now, you're trying to be like the WSIDR.
Afterall, no one is that literal.

2007-01-22 14:45:49 · answer #6 · answered by Tonya in TX - Duck 6 · 0 1

We told you that you underestimated yourself.

See?

2007-01-22 14:43:19 · answer #7 · answered by Gnome 6 · 0 1

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