A soldier arrives in Iraq and reports to his post, out in the middle of nowhere.
After a few weeks, he asks some of the soldiers what they do for action there. "We use the camel tied up behind the captains tent."
Disgusted, he walks away.
A couple more weeks go by, he decides to ask the captain himself. "Sir, the men here told me that if I want some action, I should use the camel tied up behind your tent." The captain responds, "That's correct private, we all use it."
Curiously, he finally decides he should give it a try. So he pulls up a stool and does his business.
He walks back into the captains tent and says "Sir, that was by far the nastiest thing I have ever done."
To which the captain replies: "You know son, most of us just ride him into town..."
2007-01-22
06:34:33
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