A married man was cheating on his wife with the secretary.
> One afternoon, the cheating couple snuck away from work and went to a local motel. They fell asleep and didn’t wake up until 8:00pm.
> Alarmed at the time, the two hurriedly got dressed and rushed to their respective homes. But before he went inside, the man stopped in his front yard and rubbed in shoes in the grass and mud.
> “Where have you been!” demanded his wife he entered the house.
> Darling, I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.
> Through tears, the wife looked down at his shoes and said, “you liar! You’re been playing golf.
2007-01-22 06:33:25 · 9 answers · asked by ms01 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:) I am sending that one to my mommy.
2007-01-22 06:37:20 · answer #1 · answered by Mizhani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-01-22 14:37:28 · answer #2 · answered by brenda4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
duuuumb!
very funny.
2007-01-22 14:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by ema 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that`s good
2007-01-22 14:37:02 · answer #4 · answered by lily 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever!
2007-01-22 15:08:55 · answer #5 · answered by ms.chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good,thanks!
2007-01-22 14:37:50 · answer #6 · answered by Mark K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha how funny...
2007-01-22 14:36:04 · answer #7 · answered by hottmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-01-22 14:37:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.........smart.
2007-01-22 14:40:37 · answer #9 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋